Hello!
I like snails. They are very slow. They make me look fast. But I am not very fast. Still faster than a snail though. Hihi. I also like the non apolegetic violance shown in japanese movies where the blood fills rivers and the unavoidable approach of decay and entropy which is the only purpose of life. We live to eat and destroy. We live to speed up the heat death of the universe. This is our purpose.
Still faster than a snail though.